Tits or GTFO :)

lulz-time:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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lulz-time:

scrotumcoat:
get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet
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lulz-time:

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

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lulz-time:


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